98th Base
s-x on a marching band bus ride.
the back of the band bus featured four couples getting to 98th base on the way back from boa regionals.
two marching band geeks think they “love” eachother, so they decide to sit with eachother on the band bus to a football game, compet-tion, or parade. after two or three rides they finally start “cuddling”. on the last bus ride home in the dark, they finally start to have s-xual intercourse on the band bus. a month later, the guy finally grows a pair and asks the girl out. she says no.
low br-ss player: yeah saxophone player! i saw you and her makin’ out on the bus ride! 98th base yeah! get some!
saxophone player: uh, yeah i guess…
l.b.: so i guess you’re going out with her now?
sax: uh, not yet… im thinking about asking her out soon…
l.b.: grow a pair, do it!
sax: (just stands there with a blank stare)
drum major: break is over set up the opener, get set
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