99 percenter
when you pee and can’t get that last 1% out due to:
a) morning erection
b) being in an area where it would be too embarr-ssing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
c) combination of both.
often resulting in an embarr-ssing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.
usually causes more net embarr-ssment than the necessary fart would have caused.
‘the bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary’s desk. didn’t want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. that’s why i have that p-ss spot on my pants…fml!”
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