A-bbm-ophobia


the sudden feeling of anxiety when you realize your messages don’t send on blackberry messenger. symptoms range from mild discontent to full blown panic attack. if problem persists try sending out a broadcast.
guy 1: look at all these stupid people with a-bbm-ophobia thinking sending out a broadcast message from some spammer is somehow going to magically fix rim’s network.

guy 2: -sends broadcast-

guy 1: we’re not friends anymore.

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