A “Bitch”

1] a female canine animal, especially a dog.
2] someone who complains a lot.
3] a man considered to be weak or being a p-ssy.
4] something very unpleasant or difficult.
5] a woman/man who is thoroughly disliked.
1] hey susan, hows your b-tch?
2] is that all you do? you b-tch at people?
3] dayum, youz a weak b-tch if you lost that fight.
4] -sigh- lifes a f-cking b-tch!
5] dayum i hate that b-tch! she’s a “b-tch” dude, off top!
6 more definitions
a woman that will sleep with everyone at a party except you. a sl-t will even sleep with you
a “b-tch” f-cked everyone at the party but you.
i have three of them at home, a big black one, a bigger brown one, and a black and white one. they are up for anything i want to do any time i want to do it. they never complain about being hot or cold or wet or cranky or a bad day at work or with the kids. they don’t care about anniversaries or birthdays or mothers day and they don’t want a card, any gift is always welcome. they will lick my feet on a hot day right after i get my shoes off or cuddle all night to keep me warm and never complain that they are getting stiff and have to turn over.
all they ask is a bucket of cold water and a couple of bowls of dog food every day and they think i’m great. if i let them lick my plate, or if i take them 4 a walk or throw the frisbee they think i am a g-d. if anyone threatens me they will gladly take him on even if he is a catapillar tractor.
i don’t know any woman that even aspires to this level of love, loyalty, dedication and commitment.
b-tch is a good thing.
a “b-tch”. funny you say “b-tch” like it was a bad thing.
a b-tch can be a woman on the side, meaning a woman that a husband would cheat on his wife with.
mr. johnson has a wife named daniella and a “b-tch” named lashauna
a b-tch is someone that causes much arousal in p-ssing whilst in a library or oranother learning area

b-tch = beautiful intellectual that causes hardons
that teacher is a a “b-tch”
man that b-tch is smart
a “b-tch”: a lady (and rarely a guy)who their pimps or husbands or watever look at as some sort of slave and she never complains and says no, and pretends to enjoy giving blumpkins and washing the dishes and having s-x wherever whenever and looking after sixteen miniature poodles and being slapped every now and then. gee… what a great life girls have these days, eh? a “b-tch” is a degrading thing to have
“my b-tch is fantastic, and she gives good-”
“dude dont be stupid you dont even know her middle name!!!”
“….so?”
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a “b-tch”
one who does laundry, cleans the counters, makes the bed, makes the waffles, enjoys being slapped in the face with huge nuts, enjoys giving blumpkins, does the dishes, is constantly naked around the house, will never shart, and never speaks.
a “b-tch” is a good thing to have by your side.