A Blood Red Sky
a blood red sky
also known as, abrs.
a next-to-nothing maryland band. formed by the scr-ps of in dying arms. they’re all c-cky as f-ck, and really shouldnt be.
they are master auto-tuners, with a vocalist that is the biggest(literally)
douche you will ever meet. his name is mikey “thunder thighs” stevens. his voice makes you want to cover your ears in pain. also,
they have 1 beefy guitarist, and a huge b-ssist who looks deformed. the
frizzy-haired drummer seems to like to use out-of-tune drums. he’s been drumming for the long time of 15 months, and his skill level is very much consistent with his experience. overall, abrs is the worst hand-me-down “band” ever.
that band sucked. what an a blood red sky.
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