A Christmas Story Miracle


when you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner’s v-g-n- or -n-s then proceed to lick it. thus becoming stuck like the kid from a christmas story.
joey was triple dog dared to give aggie a christmas story miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

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