a cock appraiser
a gay man who goes around guessing the sizes of mens p-n-ses.
what a c-ck appraiser, little f-gget h-m- sits there and asking me how long is my shlong. then he makes fun of me saying my shlong isnt long when i did’nt give him an answer. why would he care about my p-n-s size?
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