a coin purse
also known as a pocket p-ssy, the term “a coin purse” comes from if the chance ever arises when your pocket p-ssy is publicly displayed, you say “hey, thats my coin purse, i just slip my change in that slit there.” this term can be broadened to just a v-g-n- too.
at the airport the other day, i got randomly screened, and i had to empty my pockets, and out came my pocket p-ssy. after an awkward stare from the security guards, i coughed and said, “oh, it’s a coin purse. thanks for finding it.”
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