a cool sharp one
simply-put: the slang difinition for a long and painful sh-t.
“where were you man?”
“oh, i’m sorry, i had to take a cool sharp one.”
1 more definition
a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. harp lager tv ads.
“my missus came in the pub the other night, when i’d said i was working late… a cool sharp one, mate!”
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