A Cuban Missile
it’s like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. while in the scissor position the man aligns his -n-s with the woman’s v-g-n-l opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman’s venereal cavity.
variant: same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. known throughout europe as “the french mistake”.
used in a sentence: dr.! how the h-ll are we going to get that cuban missile out of hilary?
-warning- probable felony if recipient is p-ssed out or otherwise unconscious.
a cuban missile
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