A Dirty Menorah


instead of just lighting the candles like hanukkah, you get down and do the dirty while lighting the candles. and then every night you light the d-mn candles you try a different s-x position, makes you think of something fancy instead of the old routine, and every time you f-ck you yell “dirty menorah” and when you finish you yell it again…perfect for the boring old jewish family that do the same sh-t every year. 🙂
try anything you can think of possible, because you can’t go wrong with a dirty menorah..;)

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