a floater


poo that floats on the top of the toilet water
it’s a gigantic floater!
the act of getting an erection while wearing sweatpants in public.
he was standing in the check-out line behind some hot chick when all of the sudden he noticed he had a floater goin’ on.

Read Also:

  • fartbeard

    an unkempt stinking beard with remnants of aged food i’m glad josh shaved off that fartbeard, he was a f-cking stinking mess! a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn’t been trimmed or washed in a long time. a beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it’s wearer. whoa josh!!! you gotta shave […]

  • Raise the Ancient Golden Cage

    the feeling that a proposed relationship with the opposite s-x is only going to lead to trouble in all 8 directions. comes from a russian proverb about setting free a beloved bird. raise the ancient golden cage, jerry, that woman is not who you think she is.

  • kazzed up

    when something doesn’t go your way that boy got cheated on his test and the b-st-rd didn’t get caught? that sh-t is kazzed up, dawg….. when something doesn’t go your way that boy got cheated on his test and the b-st-rd didn’t get caught? that sh-t is kazzed up, dawg…..

  • loosen up

    loosen your wedgie so you’re not so crotchety; be less reactive. see chill, cool it a guy worried bout the rain always lookin wa’sup: that can be a real pain; just say “man, loosen up.”

  • raked

    to make fun of someone, to make a joke out of them “he got raked so much last night he nearly cried.” “i’m gonna rake him about getting wasted last night so much” to have a suspension setup that makes the rear of the car sit higher than the front by a decent margin. look […]


Disclaimer: a floater definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.