a full english
a full english is a serve of 2 strips of bacon, 1 sausage, scoop of baked beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, hash browns, 2 b-ttered toast and a cup of coffee.
i came in the cafe for a cuppa and had a full english instead.
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