A Garrick


a garrick is slang for a newage gamer, one that would know no systems prior to the s-xbox 360. one who’s obnoxious on a level unknown to the 20th century, because, let’s face it, a garrick is a newf-g to life, unaware of the traditions and joy found in the 1980’s and 1990’s.
person: “hey bro, check out this bad-ss 8-bit game…”
a garrick: “what the f-ck is ninja gaiden? these graphics suck! no one ever plays that sh-t, find some real game you f-g.”

person: “ps2 is a pretty good console all things considered.”
a garrick: “f-ck that! ps2 has the sh-ttiest graphics i’ve ever seen! i’m going to go play my xbox 360 because i’m not a newf-g gamer like you.”

“look at that garrick, he thinks he knows everything about life but he is truly lacking in culture and taste!”

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