A Ghetto Condom
someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their “package” up in some seran wrap
dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat
when someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there “package” and they end up using seran wrap for protection…. and it doesnt help at all
dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!
a banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). it is placed on the erect p-n-s and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. with the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the p-n-s thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scr-pe out any fetus located in the wome. works best for those with a curved p-n-s. not recommended for -n-l intercourse without first removing the stem.
“she was quite moist and ready to engage in s-xual intercourse. but being the gentleman that i am, i refused politely as i had no form of protection. she then pointed to a fruit basket. she peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her -n-s, and then secured the peel to my erect w-lly creating ‘a ghetto condom’ and awaited penetration. while engaging in intercourse i noticed i had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. upon dicovering this my w-lly turned flacid and i fled with great swiftness”
a small or big sock, which ever you prefer
joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom
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