a.m.bush
a play on words denoting an instance where one places a phone call, or sends a text or email, while intoxicated on ambien.
i chased an ambien with a mimosa and then ambushed eric with a phone call telling him how much i loved him.
an ambush is when 2 men stick their p-n-ses in a girls mouth from different directions at the same time.
guy 1: 8==> xd <===8
guy 2: ambush!!!
when your significant other wakes you in the morning with "we need to talk" or something of the like. usually the result of going through your stuff while you were sleeping and finding something you didn't want them too. this is done primarily to keep you from being able to formulate a good lie as you have just been woken up.
jon: me and my girl got in a fight.
dave: what happened?
jon: she totally a.m.bushed me with, "who the h-ll is jenny and why is she texting you?
dave:that sucks!
to call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.
those f-ckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. they ambushed me.
the act of pantsing a female, only to realize that she is in fact not wearing underwear.
tina was casually walking down the street when she was suddenly ambushed by an elderly woman.
"mom! i just saw that lady's v-g-n-!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.
the act of taking a cr-p, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. this sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and p-ss a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from seinfeld). the ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb -ss who is saved by the spare replaces it.
oh sweetie (i.e. significant other)! someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and i got ambushed!
the act of surprising a girl with -n-l s-x when having v-g-n-l s-x. the act maybe wanted or unwanted.
jessie and jack where having s-x when suddenly jack ambushed jessie.
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