a-mail


e-mail sent after taking an ambien to someone you haven’t spoken to in a long time (years), frequently sent between 11pm and 2am. you normally do not remember sending them until after you get a reply.
i sent an a-mail to my ex-girlfriend from ten years ago asking how her day was, and she told me to go f-ck myself.

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