A Melvin
an underwhelming male -rg-sm. if -j-c-l-t- is present, it dribbles feebly and apologetically out.
did you just j-zz your pants? yes, but it was only a melvin.
after w-nk number 5 that day, he realised was no longer enjoying himself, as his overworked phallus begrudgingly performed a melvin.
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