A Mick Jagger


a quick 1-2 second squirt of diarrhea you shoot from your b-tt hole against something eg toilet bowl, wall, someones face etc etc.
if done at the right time will leave a huge green apple splattered version of mick jaggers lips.
i ate so much curry, spices, hot salami & prunes last night and old man james wouldn’t let me into the toilet, so i smashed a mick jagger on that f-ckers pillow & car.

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