a plastic
a plastic is a girl who thinks makeup is the only key to making a girl pretty, so they wear a lot of it. a plastic also wears a lot of the same brand, like abercrombie and fitch or hollister or american eagle. a plastic normally wears 5 inch padded bras even though they have no b–bs watsoever. plastics aren’t like barbies;most plastics aren’t pretty, and if they are, its only because of their makeup. a plastic is someone who actually brags about how much they straighten their hair. they don’t do well in school at all.
the girl was a plastic, so she said “ok so everyday i put on toner, bronzer, blush, eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, lipgloss, and other stuff!”
“i straighten my hair everyday except today because i couldn’t find a tight enough abercrombie shirt and all my padded bras were in the wash!”
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