A Rachel


deep throating a guy’s p-n-s so far during a bl-w j-b that you throw up onto it.
she pulled a rachel last night, with that guy from the bar.
pulling a ‘rachel’ involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.
“she sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw–thankfully they married after”
a word used to define the act of an offended type of body language when meeting or seeing someone for the first time. usually consists of looking a person up and down several times in a rude sort of manner.
mary: “oooh, did you see that? that girl just gave you a rachel”
beatrice: “oh yes i did, and she better watch it before i give her a rachel back”

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