A. Ralston
a c-cktail comprised of equal parts peach schnapps and pink minute maid lemonade usually consumed by women with low self esteem and effeminate men desperately trying to p-ss as a man’s man.
dude 1: hey bruh, what did you do this weekend?
dude 2: well, the wife and kiddo went out of town so i slipped into a pair of my wife’s underwear, made a pitcher of a. ralston, and watched the tv marathon of little house on the prairie on the hallmark channel. pinkies up!
dude 1: that laura ingalls wilder is so. d-mn. fiesty. pinkies up!
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