A red


(n) a new notification, private message, or friend request on facebook, which you are alerted to via a numbered red square in the top blue banner.

plural: reds.
kate: yus, i’ve got a red! somebody loves me.

amy: you’re so gay, n-body calls them that.

kate: you’re just jealous, because i get way more reds than you.
refers to a non-menthol cigarette.is called a red because of the red marking on its crush proof pack.reds are also called full flavor cigarettes or regulars.most popular brand is the marborolo red.
dude #1:hey gotta smoke?
dude#2:yea here.
dude#1:awhh!is it a red?
dude#2:yea why?
dude#1:reds make me sick,take it back.
an idiot.

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