A-shift
a fire deptartment term for a shift, they work every 3rd day. smug little f-ckers who think they are better than the other two shifts. they will use any excuse to inflate their heads cause they think the kool-aid they drink together makes them super firefighter. they tell how much training they do, but it involves coffee and the price is right.
i’d rather be a cop than an a-shifter.
g-d made a-shift to give the other 2 shifts a day off
b-shifter to an a-shifter- “so did you guys clean the truck?”
a-shifter- “no! we where too busy drinking kool-aid! and we ran 2 calls so we where way to busy to take time to clean the truck!”
2 more definitions
a person who says something one day then changes their opinion to the opposite the next on a continuous basis
trent: bro, melvin told me to f-ck off and get out of his life last week, now he’s saying i love you and acting like a mate
abanoub: yeah what a freak, he’s done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.
one of the fire departments 3 shifts. training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn’t diminish. these -ss clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with “training” otherwise. if you like being a worthless piece of sh-t this is the shift for you!
a-shifter: “hey guys, i know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat -ss so ill be over there”
b-shifter to a-shifter: “i took a sh-t this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. i said what the h-ll are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
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