A Tim
a tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
named after a friend’s dad (called tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
does anyone know where peterhead is?
aye, its on peter’s shoulders
aww that was a tim
put the kettle on
but it won’t fit
you just made a tim
careful, watch that chair
why does it do tricks
thats a tim
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