A Union Jake-Off


a group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch p-rn and toss together

no blankets
no women
no shame

tips:
-eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-p-rn in question must be low quality
-must describe the experience to a forum
we were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head

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