AAMF
awkward -ss mother f-cker
two girls on drugs wait for elevator. green haired f-ckface walks in awkwardly as f-ck and waits behind us.
girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)
elevator opens. guy walks in as awkwardly as possible
girl one: (literally f-cking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her godd-mn pants)
aamf: (akwardly standing in corner. not laughing like the awkward -ss mother f-ck he is)
elevator opens. girls run out. elevator hasn’t closed yet
girl two: (screaming) that was one awkward -ss mother f-cker
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always another mother f-cker
in call of duty mw2 when you kill a guy but there is another seal right there to kill you
me: d-mn dude i smoke his -ss but his punk -ss friend was right beside him. i only had 1 more kill for a nuke.
chris: sh-t bro. aamf.
as a matter of fact
as a matter of fact aamf, used in sentences.
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