aaris gordon
a freakishly s-xy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of jesus, but black. he is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate -rg-sm. however be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in dm’s and stealing your girl.
jimmy showing the new kid, bob, around. jimmy: oh sh-t, look its aaris gordon! bob:who tf is that. jimmy:you don’t know aaris gordon?!?! oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. as aaris gordonapproaches, jimmy is drooling with antic-p-tion, and bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. aaris gordon: hey guys what’s going on? instantly bob understood as both jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best -rg-sm of their lives. it was over as soon as it started, and aaris gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. it was a life changing experience for bob.
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