Abandon Shop
as with “abandon ship,” this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at home depot/lowes/walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the cashiers are obviously “dragging their feet” in opposition to management,
3) one or two customers are “dragging their feet” as consumers-armed-with-coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you’ve loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can’t-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms…
so you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot…”welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!”
t: “man, i had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids’ new underwears, and a nighty for my lady…”
a: “well, le’me see the nighty, bro’…”
t: “cain’t, bro…i abandon shopped when i saw the checkout line and had time to realize that i’d be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years.”
a: “aw, that’s cool, cool and w-i-s-e, bruh! so, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?”
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