abbotong


1. the act of saying an exzajart.
2. an extremely awkward and eventually hilarious date, usually involving a couple making out next to you, and headless ducks.
1. don’t you dare start abbotonging when i put on these pants!
2. after his abbotong with megan, daniel learned to avoid talking about beheaded water creatures.

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