Abbrevaphobia
the fear of abbreviations taking over the english language, and instead of talking, normal people will soon be talking in only abbreviations.
-phone rings-
tony: h-llo
mike :hmwu
tony :what?
mike: hmwu
tony: what the f-ck are you sayin?
mike :hey man what’s up,what you don’t undrestand abbrev?
tony : no and you are retarted.
-hangs up phone-
mike :wtf? he must have abbrevaphobia.
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