Abercrombie Kids

a store marketed toward kids ages 9-14, clothes often have a “vintage” style. cute clothes, a lot cheaper than a&f!
those jeans at abercrombie kids are so cute!
the younger version of abercrombie & fitch. has cool clothes for the smaller teen. great place to get vintage, worn-in clothing. prices may be slightly high for jeans, but its well worth it as long as it doesn’t look like you could’ve ripped then yourself. cl-ssic, care-free and comfortable. i hate it when people say they hate abercrombie people. its alright if they hate the store and the clothes and the prices, but saying that you hate everyone who wears abercrombie is wrong. its being ‘overly-individual’ and is now very cliche to say “people who wear a&f want to follow the crowd.” some of them do, like 7 yr olds wearing the brand because their sisters wear it, but you can’t judge the rest. very mixed feelings about this.
jane: these abercrombie clothes are so comfortable! i just hate those overpriced ripped jeans!
amy: it’s so annoying to see 7 year olds wear everything in that store! look, it does’nt even fit her!
alice: gosh, you’re such posers! i’m a punk and i’m so individual! you should be too! get your clothes at hot topic! thats where all the punks go!
a clothing store, owned by abercrombie and fitch, that sells high-quality clothes for children up to age 14. its name is always spelled with a lower case a. although prices are relatively high, items often go on clearance and become affordable, and their original prices aren’t much more than those of gap and l.l. bean. it is one of the few places to purchase “designer clothes” for children.
mrs. dussel: i would love to buy my children’s clothes from abercrombie kids, but it is just so expensive.
mrs. burch: just wait until they go on clearance, then you can buy them for target prices.
mrs. dussel: that’s great advice.
the younger sibling of abercrombie and fitch.
similar clothes, yet smaller so kids aged 9-13 can also fit into them. the clothes are a lot cheaper than abercrombie and fitch, but sometimes kids think they are so cool because their shirt has the logo stamped across it. i think this store is way better than a&f, since a&f is only for tiny toothpicks. btw i’m not bashing the store, but that’s the truth, it is only made for tiny people. but abercrombie kids can fit on all kids of all sizes. most abercrombie kids ads don’t have half naked men in their ads, in fact you go to the website, there’s only like 1 shirtless guy, in the store, there isn’t shirtless men everywhere you turn. the brand is called abercrombie kids, but when you go in the stores it will simply be called abercrombie, with a lowercase a.
i wouldn’t say it’s the most fashionable, but it’s very common and popular amongst boys and girls aged 9-13. i can’t recall one time this store has gone out of style for everyone who wears it.
mom 1: my daughter loves abercrombie kids, but i don’t know what to do, it’s a bit pricey.
mom 2: oh just wait until it goes on clearance. my daughter has 3 abercrombie tops that only cost me $6.

mom 1: thanks, i’ll go see what’s on clearance.

girl 1: omg look at my new jeans and t-shirt! isn’t it cool?
girl 2: yeah that is cool! where did you get it?
girl 1: abercrombie! i love it. omg i’m so cool.
girl 2: oh well don’t you like my flip-flops! theyre from abercrombie too.
girl 1: yeah! we’re soooo cool because we wear it.
girl 2: ikr! we’re sooooo cool. i bet some kids are jealous.
girl 3: hmph. im jealous of those abercrombie girls. my mom cant afford it so im just gonna be jealous.

boy 1: that girl is hot because she wears abercrombie.
boy 2: i know.
usually a racist kid who wears abercrombieoramerican eagle. they tend to have republican view points and sneer at minorities who aren’t asian. most of the women suffer from eating disorders
(1)abercrombie-kid: oh my gosh look at those people they look like they are about to steal

(2)abercrombie-kid: does this make me look fat.

(3)abercrombie-kid: i support bush
a place where a&f people breed kids to become obssed w/ abercrombie and soon get them into hollister. same price as hollister and the store smells amazing.
gurl 1 omgz! i like luv aba-crom-by hahaha lolz!
gurl 2 you’re one of them aren’t you?
gurl 1 like oh ma gawds! wat is ur pro-blem?? gawd!!!
gurk 2 abercrombie zombie
gurl 1 wat-eves! im gonna go shopp-ang w ithout chu! b i t c h! ugh!
gurl 2 typical abercrombie kids shopper!
a store for the silly little children who do not actually buy their own clothes and instead, force their parents to buy them overpriced silly t-shirts with a big word on them. silly, silly. but, its ok because i personally do not expect the silly little 7-11 year olds to have their own style. they are still silly and young. but, by the time you do not fit your -ss into that store, it is time for you to have some style and not wear jeans and a logo t-shirt all the time! (:
little sister: hey look at my new abercrombie t-shirts from abercrombie kids!! aren’t they cool?
big sister: (is thinking um no not really) yea sure!!
little sister: yay!!! my big sister thinks i’m cool!!!
big sister: oh god i hate abercrombie. i cant wait until my little sister can wear forever 21……

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