abercrombie

a clothing store that is so expensive that gift certificates make you pay extra for the clothes you buy. the company will, in many cases, “pre-wrinkle” the shirts for you. jeans can also be purchased with a holes already in them. the clothes feel, oddly enough, like they’ve already been used.
that kid must be a f-g, he’s wearing abercrombie
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the type of clothing worn by aberzombies, a peculiar specimin which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the north american landm-ss.

nominally a human being, the aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertis-m-nts worn on its chest and b-ttox. it tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an suv and mates exclusively with other aberzombies.

the musical taste of the aberzombie is limited to bands like dave matthews and o.a.r. its suv is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading “dmb” so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.

the aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. the aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by -ssociating only with fellow aberzombies. in the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford abercrombie clothing.
dude, my dad owns a dealership!
a clothing story that will give you popularity in exchange for your dignity, self-respect, and a sh-tload of cash. mommy’s little boys and girls shop there to fit an image and to cover up their low self-esteem. this store preys on s-xually-deprived h-rny teenagers. plus, for girls, abercrombie shirts give you br–sts. abercrombie clothing is a great way to spot a wh-r- – it’s quite helpful in judging people. sh-t, man, i’m only gonna be a walking billboard if i’m gonna get paid for it…why would i pay to be able to advertise?? whats wrong with our society??
doug: hey, dude, if i buy this abercrombie shirt…girls will have s-x with me.

ashley: hey, if i buy this abercrombie shirt…ill go from an a to a c! then the boys will know i’m e-z!!!
a secluded place in scotland that hardly anybodies heard of
hey lets go to abercrombie
a mall store that caters to upper-middle cl-ss suburbanites, with brilliant ad campaigns. you may think their clothes are sl-tty (which some are) or preppy (which most aren’t), but in reality their marketing scheme has worked on you, too. their goal, when they changed from being an outdoors store to a teenage fashion mecca, was to spread the word-and it worked. everyone knows what abercrombie is, and whether you like it or not, you are buying into their campaign by acknowledging their existence. if you really hated them, you’d ignore them, and not waste your precious time b-tching about their ripped jeans. sure, it might be a waste of money, but it’s not your money, so get over it. and whoever said llbean was preppy was completely wrong.
so basically, abercrombie & fitch is a store where you can buy clothes that may or may not be overpriced, but they are a corporation with brilliant marketing executives. you gotta give them props for that, because they probably make more money than you ever will.
you only hate it because you can’t afford it.
a professional sporting goods store – turned – teen couture fantasy established in 1892 by outdoorsman david t. abercrombie and successful new york lawyer ezra fitch.

1. a clothing store that is often the subject of scorn of many “non-conformists.” (can anyone define jealousy?) they sell faux-vintage clothes which, albeit overpriced, are of good quality. abercrombie and fitch follow trends, but will always incorporate the “abercrombie touch” into their products, i.e. having that lived-in, beach-ready feel.

2. used to describe people who are usually preps and people willing to spend money on image. wearing abercrombie anything is an instant status and image booster, because their brand, whether the “non-conformists” like it or not, is linked very closely with having s-x appeal. -ssociated with conformity, but i don’t necessarily agree to that: it depends on the person carrying the brand. contrary to popular belief, owning abercrombie & fitch does not mean giving up a sense of style.

3. used to describe a certain style that abercrombie has epitomized: an athletic, breezy, all-around american look; yacht club – meets – varsity vintage – meets – beach party. since they have a constant theme incorporated into their clothing, most of their pieces work well with any year and any season. more of a lifestyle for the true abercrombie convert than simply fashion.
1. let’s shop at abercrombie!
2. she’s such an abercrombie.
3. that’s so abercrombie.
a store where, eerily enough, every item of clothing matches every other item of clothing.
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