Aberham Lincoln
while your partner is sleeping proceed to shave off your pubic hair, -j-c-l-t- on her face, rub it on her cheeks, sprinkle the shaven p-b-s onto the -j-c-l-t–n, let it dry and when she wakes up she will have an aberham lincolnesque beard.
“after i roofie this b-tch and she p-sses out i’m gonna shave off my p-b-s and give her an aberham lincoln or make her a hair doll.”
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