Abilene


abilene is a backwater hick town in mid kansas infested with hicks, many old, loud, cr-ppy trucks, cr-ppy country music, and more hicks. population of around 6,000. filled with alot of wannabe hick-gangsters who frequently use illegal drugs. the most common would be marijuana.
-“wow that guy drives a pos truck.”
-“yea he’s probably from abilene”

-“did that hick just get blazed and try rapping? he’s white.”
-“what a tool. he’s defnitely from abilene.”
descriptive of the refreshing coolness of the underside of a pillow.
he was hot and uncomfortable and the abilene pillow was just what he needed to get to sleep.
a small town in west texas that is full of beautiful girls.
that abilene girl is fine! dude they all are. i love abilene booties!

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