Abraham Lincoln Syndrome
a condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff’s officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.
“i can’t sit in any row other then the back row, i have abraham lincoln syndrome because i have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission.”
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