when your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.
dam dude i just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .
- queef of relief
the sound a woman’s lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans. nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
- bearded snake
when she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake. ‘d*mn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle’
- hayley and nick
a great couple, the cutest there can be. they are the other half to the other person. great s*x, but hayley is a screamer! (guy 1) “dude, hayley and nick are so cute!” (guy 2) ” yea, but i could hear them going at it all last night bro!”
- second virginity
the time you tell about losing your virginity but it wasn’t the first but the most memorable sh*t… i lost my second virginity… it was the best! 1. this is lost when a person has s*x with their second partner. 2. this is lost when someone does *n*l for the first time. 1. i would […]