abseiling
the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a d-ld- in your -rs- thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff
jim was speechless when he came into the office to find ronald abseiling on his desk
the male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own b-m hole. its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: son, im abseiling.
fellow 1: i can see that. but why in my room??
male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a d-ld- or houshold item into the -n-s; mirroring the movements of abseiling.
person: “hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it.”
second person: “i went abseiling”
person: “ok”
abseiling (from the german: abseilen, “to rope down”) is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.
“we spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing.”
“the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform.”
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