absolute fucking bullshit
i went to see cars in the theater yesterday, and when lightning mcqueen got hot with sally in radiator springs, my b-n-r engaged. when lightning mcqueen said “ka-chow!”, i couldn’t help it!!! i closed my eyes, and i tore my d-ck to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. that was one of the best nuts i ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. thing is, i nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all p-ssed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. i told that b-tch to shut the f-ck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. you should be happy that my s-m-n is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. however, the movie theater managers didn’t agree with me. they kicked me out of the movie theater, and i didn’t even finish watching the cars movie. not only that, but they made me clean up my s-m-n after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. thats torture!! do you know how hard it is to clean s-m-n after its dried out? you clean s-m-n after its fresh out of your c-ck, not an hour after you f-cking nutted. this is a f-cking outrage. do you really expect me to not whip out my c-ck and jack off when i see a hot s-x scene in a movie? either don’t ban s-x scenes in movies, or let me jack off in your theater, -ssholes.
ok, this is absolute f-cking bullsh-t. i went to see cars in the theater yesterday, and when lightning mcqueen got hot with sally in radiator springs, my b-n-r engaged. when lightning mcqueen said “ka-chow!”, i couldn’t help it!!! i closed my eyes, and i tore my d-ck to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. that was one of the best nuts i ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. thing is, i nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all p-ssed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. i told that b-tch to shut the f-ck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. you should be happy that my s-m-n is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. however, the movie theater managers didn’t agree with me. they kicked me out of the movie theater, and i didn’t even finish watching the cars movie. not only that, but they made me clean up my s-m-n after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. thats torture!! do you know how hard it is to clean s-m-n after its dried out? you clean s-m-n after its fresh out of your c-ck, not an hour after you f-cking nutted. this is a f-cking outrage. do you really expect me to not whip out my c-ck and jack off when i see a hot s-x scene in a movie? either don’t ban s-x scenes in movies, or let me jack off in your theater, -ssholes.
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