absolute fucking shambles
the ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of ‘saving money’ which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.
the essential work of an organisation isn’t done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. objection is met with a simplistic replies such as ‘it only takes a moment’, “do you regard it as beneath you”, or ‘any fool could do that’.
further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
loo rolls need changing: could a computer -n-lyst do it? then a computer -n-lyst shall do it! everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute f-cking shambles as senior -n-lysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
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