spanish for grandfather
my abuelo is coming to visit.
- wisconsin needle d*ckdle d*ck
a wisconsinite that sticks his needle d*ck in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting compet*tion in one hole. hey man, are you fixin’ to come to my house to play some wisconsin needle d*ck?
- zika baby
a baby born with birth defects resulting from their mother’s contraction of the zika virus while pregnant often results in unusually small heads and brain damage (microcephaly). yo johnny you see that zika baby in that cart over there? guess momma couldn’t wait to go to the caribbean..
- metaphorical kidney
what one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a h*ssle to remove anyway. you two are amazing. i would give you each one kidney, but then i would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.
a person that looks sloppy. their hair is so greasy that it looks like someone poured crisco on their head. they haven’t washed their clothes in so long that their blue jeans are a gross shade of green. their teeth always have left over food in them. a person that takes h*lla bad short cuts […]