accidental pussy
having s-x with someone new without ever intending to.
aubrey: i tried calling you yesterday after work 3 times but you didn’t answer.
brad: yea, sorry man, i dropped jeremy off at home and then i got some accidental p-ssy from his roommate. it was some good hot pocket.
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