acockalypse


the most bad-ss table ever constructed by mankind who’s power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.
when we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the ac-ckalypse.
the end of the world for your p-n-s. usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.
i thought it was the ac-ckalypse, when i jumped in the creek.
when you wake up in a room littered with c-cks.
martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his -ss in a full ac-ckalypse.

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