Action Jesus


the action hero side of jesus.
“action jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun”
“john mclane

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    an all together great person whos love for others surp-sses all else. shes such an adaire!

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    something you say when u do something that is the stuff of legend.normally used for something you are proud off. guy 1: i cant believe you just ate that whole cake!! guy 2: add that to the resume!!


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