Action Satchel


an alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
clutching his action satchel, timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

“i’ll show those lousy lumberjacks who’s a real man,” he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy gr-sshopper. “i’ll show em, i’ll show em, i’ll show em!!!”

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