the body of a human who takes adderall daily and does not eat. on days that they do eat, it is mostly junk food and alcohol. they are skinny-fat but also mostly puffy.
sometimes, when a girl has adderall body, she is just skinny. and it’s hot.
“i miss my adderall body. people used to be like ‘you look like you have an eating disorder’ and i’d be like ‘you’re just jealous” – becky
“i hate it when he takes his clothes off. he’s all skinny but fat.” – girl
“he’s got an adderall body” – guy
“totally.” – girl
- kings handshake
when you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. gripping hold of their index finger and w-nk it off like a hooker in las vegas. i shook craig’s hand and gave him the kings handshake. he loved it and j-zzed in his pants.
being interrupted during an important task by the uncontrollable need to release ones bowels. i was right in the middle of a major breakthrough on my screenplay when i got sh-tterrupted. when i can back, i completely lost my train of thought.
the love child of ‘f-cking confused’ i’m conf-ckused about how whippy griggs isn’t globally reknown.
according to lauren w. this is another word for asterisk. due to the fact that an asterisk is just a star made out of sticks “i don’t know how to draw a regular star, just draw a stickstar”
a name that originates from the bura trybe that also originated from the northern part of nigeria. it is the short form of names like siradzirahyel and hyeladzira. siradzirahyel meaning ‘come unto me my god’. often used for girls that posses great beauty and wisdom. adzira is a smart girl the audience loves adzira adzira […]