Adderall Nighter
an adderall-induced all nighter.
consuming copious amounts of the prescription add/adhd medication adderall in order to stay up all night and accomplish a given task. this method is most commonly employed by overworked/procrastination inclined college students.
leroy: “hey man, you study for this exam?”
carl: “yepp, i pulled an adderall nighter.”
(n.) using the pharmaceutical drug, adderall (or similar add treatment medication), in order to pull an all-nighter because you were too d-mn lazy to study beforehand. nevertheless, this performance-enhancing drug is a fantastic study aid.
according to the federal drug administration, “students with lower grade point averages of b’s or below use stimulants at a rate of 5.2%, compared to students earning b+ or above who use this medication at rates of only 3.3%.”
good job all you procrastinating, late-night crammers. and a special high-five to the greek system, who uses these stimulants at a much higher rate of “8.6% compared to nonmembers who reported use at rates of only 3.3%.”
james mcfratty: hey i need to get some some concerta (or adderall-equivalent) to pull an adderall-nighter for tomorrow’s final!
ryan: do you want some 36mg pills?
james: cha, brah!
ryan: don’t forget to eat. it’s an appet-te-suppressant! oh, and watch out for the potentially fatal condition known as serotonin syndrome.
james: what?
ryan: what?
james: sweet–i’ll dedicate my barely-p-ssing grade to you!
when an overwhelmed person, usually a college student who spent too much time chugging natty light and tossing their cookies in a fraternity bas-m-nt, uses the drug adderall to pull and all nighter before a big test. side effects include: elevated heartbeat, inability to sit still, and an overwhelming feeling that your life is headed nowhere.
brock: “broseph! the same guy who hooks me up with the roofies just scored me some sweet 50mg extended release adderall!”
zane: “what for brodiddley?!”
brock: “i have an influential women of the 19th century final tomorrow! i need to pull an adderallnighter!”
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