Admiral Ackbar


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one of the best characters in the original star wars trilogy. he saved the galaxy.
“its a trap!” this is said by admiral ackbar, but his greatest line was “be smart, be victorius!” or “run for your lives we are all going to die”
the male mon calamari general from star wars; if you’re looking for the official stuff. go to wookieepedia.com
admiral ackbar, a truly great character
used to describe a large but battered male member, the damage to which makes it seem as if it has seen much hands on fighting in an intergalactic conflict. general calrission, you must withdraw!
girl 1: are you gonna take him home tonight?
girl 2: i was thinking about it……
girl 1: well i wouldnt suck him off, he’s got an admiral ackbar in there!
when a girl is on all fours sucking you off, when your buddy sneaks in and attempts to have -n-l intercourse, realizing this the girl with your d-ck in her mouth yells “it’s a trap” a la admiral ackbar from star wars
“dude we totally admiral ackbar’d that drunk chick last night”

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