Adrián González
a bad bad man. first baseman for the boston red sox and former san diego padre. he’s a greasy mexican american with the best opposite field stroke in the game. he also lays claim to the prettiest overall swing in baseball. a seemingly well mannered man, who quietly plays gold glove caliber first base. do not be fooled however, he is a ruthless player who is out for blood in each at bat. one of the next “all-time” red sox players.
jim: “did you hear mike? the sox walked off when gonzalez jacked one opposite field clear over the monster!”
mike: “yeah i heard, he goes hard in the paint”
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chad: “just drank with adrián gonzález, he’s a huge fan of red bull and gin you know.”
larry: “you don’t say? could have swore i saw him pounding natty ices in the dugout the other day. i didn’t say anything though since i was in fear of him finding out and hunting me down.”
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