Ads-iety attack
-noun
an episode of anxiety that occurs when all of the television shows that you are watching simultaneously take a commercial break.
johnny was enjoying monday night football, two and a half men, and a scrubs re-run when all three shows went to commercial break. he was bombarded with soda and car insurance ads, and as a result, suffered an ads-iety attack.
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